Put on hold just to be hung up on Have you ever walked into a retail store or restaurant and felt like the teenager—or young “adult”—behind the counter was personally offended by your existence? Is it just my age starting to show… or has customer service completely fallen off a cliff and landed in the pit of despair? Just the other day, I had to call customer service to resolve an issue I’ve been dealing with for the past two and a half months. And between you and me, I’d had enough. I’m a...

A Humbling Lesson on Ego, Gym Anxiety, and Why Nobody Is Actually Watching You I recently told my workout partner a story about Ellen and me getting ready for date night that left him shaking his head. As we were getting ready, Ellen looked over at me and said,“I’m over here looking like a slob, and you’re looking like a model.” Now, apparently the elevator of the male brain does not go all the way to the top—because with a pride-filled smile, I responded with a simple, heartfelt, completely...

Why investing in your health may be the most important gift you ever give your family “I’m going to slaughter your father,” is what Isaiah and Isaac heard one morning last week. Isaac, completely innocent, asked, “What does slaughter mean?” Before we could answer, Isaiah chimed in confidently and said, “Mommy is going to kill Dad.” To my defense, Isaac immediately protested, “No Mom, don’t do it!” Ellen graciously reassured him that she wasn’t going to kill his daddy… at least not today. “You...